The real use of CD/DVD drives
- Harley: Jason, can you go swap a network cable on a box for me?
- Me: Sure, which one?
- Harley: that's the real use of cd/dvd drives -- you can log in remotely, eject the drive, and find the thing. Even better, you can stick it in a loop --
- while true
- do
- eject
- eject -t
- done
- and make it wave at you